1 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:14,973 ♪ Love ♪ 2 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:18,727 ♪ exciting and new ♪ 3 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:22,897 ♪ come aboard ♪ 4 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:26,776 ♪ we're expecting you ♪ 5 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,822 ♪ and love ♪ 6 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:34,743 ♪ life's sweetest reward ♪ 7 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:38,955 ♪ let it flow ♪ 8 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:42,917 ♪ it floats back to you ♪ 9 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:46,337 ♪ the love boat ♪ 10 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:51,426 ♪ soon will be making another run ♪ 11 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:54,679 ♪ the love boat ♪ 12 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:59,142 ♪ promises something for everyone ♪ 13 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,311 ♪ set a course for adventure ♪ 14 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:07,692 ♪ your mind on a new romance ♪ 15 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:11,112 ♪ and love ♪ 16 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:15,366 ♪ won't hurt anymore ♪ 17 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:19,120 ♪ it's an open smile ♪ 18 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:23,666 ♪ on a friendly shore ♪ 19 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:28,171 ♪ it's love ♪ 20 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:34,219 ♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪ 21 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,687 Gopher: We are now sailing through the inland passage 22 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,856 called "Alaska's marine highway" -- 23 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,817 one of the most scenic waterways of the world, 24 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,194 with mountains and forests on both sides. 25 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,905 And all this is clearly visible here throughout a summer's Eve, 26 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:56,407 because this is "the land of the midnight sun." 27 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,327 Skip? 28 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:01,704 I think I'm getting cold feet. 29 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,541 Dave, I'm sure you'll do just fine. 30 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:07,544 You're a nice guy, and you've got a lot going for you. 31 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,588 This'll just give you a little boost of confidence. 32 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,714 Open wide. 33 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,930 Now get out there and get her. 34 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:28,565 Hi. 35 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,361 How's it going? Nice cruise, huh? 36 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,246 I'm sorry, folks. 37 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,623 Look, there must be something wrong with the formula. 38 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,375 It's not the formula -- it's him. 39 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,918 It needs some help. 40 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,254 It can't start from zero-minus. 41 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,254 Skip... 42 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,256 I'm gonna go run another lab check. 43 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,675 I'll prove the formula's right. Excuse me. 44 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:01,264 I-I'm sure he didn't mean it the way it sounded. 45 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:04,100 He's probably right. I'm a zero-minus. 46 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:05,810 Dave, please don't. 47 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,770 I hope he succeeds. 48 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,397 For guys like me, 49 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,566 popping a pill may be our only hope. 50 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:26,080 We have to come back to Alaska and go camping some time. 51 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,790 I l-o-ove camping. 52 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,292 And you know what? 53 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,170 There can be all kind of wild animals all around. 54 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:34,088 They don't frighten me a bit. 55 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,591 But you know what scares me? 56 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:38,134 Go ahead, guess. 57 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:39,594 I-I don't know, Ellen. 58 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:40,803 Do you want to play some more cards? 59 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,138 Unh-unh. 60 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,138 You're sure? 61 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:43,973 Yes. 62 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,309 All right, I'll tell you... 63 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:47,977 Butterflies. 64 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,522 What could possibly scare you about a butterfly?! 65 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,565 I don't know. 66 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,526 It's the way they flit around here and there... 67 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:56,945 Eww. 68 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,280 Oh, they make me so jumpy. 69 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:02,867 Oh...ah...oh... 70 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,411 Well, I told you it was kind of crazy. 71 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,172 Well... You know what they say -- 72 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:20,802 "cleanliness is next to, uh... 73 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:22,303 Sexiness." 74 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,973 [ Giggles ] 75 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:29,310 We'll play cards. 76 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,191 Well, hi, Dorothy. 77 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:36,693 Oh, hello. 78 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,319 Not tonight, doctor. You're dining at my table. 79 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,321 Oh, merrill, have a heart. 80 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,532 We're discussing strategy for the ketchikan race. 81 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,076 I need you to help me find Julie and trig. 82 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,536 Excuse us, Mrs. Meechum. 83 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,079 It's all right, Adam. 84 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:51,457 I'll be home later and alone if you care to drop by. 85 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:55,044 I'll be there. 86 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,421 No pun intended, merrill, 87 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,381 but aren't you going overboard with this thing? 88 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,091 No! We've got to do better. 89 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,759 Two ladies just stopped me 90 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,345 and said if I run my ship the way I run my team 91 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,222 they'll wear their life jackets to bed. 92 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:09,851 Sounds kinda kinky. 93 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:12,395 Captain nordquist: All passengers are invited 94 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:15,231 to our daily show in the tivoli lounge 95 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:18,443 to celebrate the victory of the sun Princess athletes. 96 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:19,736 Heh heh heh heh. 97 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,155 Mm. 98 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,407 Mm. 99 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,909 Mm. Mm. 100 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,871 Mm? 101 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:33,207 Don't you think we should be getting to the show? 102 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,793 Oh, if it's entertainment you want... 103 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,628 Mm. 104 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:41,424 Oh! Uh, would you like the last peanut, brita? 105 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,593 [ Laughs ] Peanut brita. [Brittle] 106 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,220 Oh. 107 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,057 You're still thinking about your wife, aren't you? 108 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,727 I'm sorry. I-I keep seeing Dorothy with that doctor. 109 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:54,145 You forget them. 110 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:55,438 You come with me. 111 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,439 Hmm? 112 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:57,899 Ja. 113 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,609 Please, sit down. 114 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,736 Brita will give you a good massage. 115 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,488 Oh...no, thank you. 116 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:06,783 Uh, i-I'm still sore from the last one. 117 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,951 Say, how long have you been giving massages? 118 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,621 You are my first customer. 119 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,082 I really am a gym instructor. 120 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,292 You're a professional? 121 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,877 Ja. 122 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,505 I-I-Is that why the captain hired you? 123 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:22,465 Oh, no, he doesn't know. 124 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:23,883 I heard about the carnival... 125 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,468 Uh... 126 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,303 ...and thought it would be good publicity to win. 127 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,430 Oh, uh... 128 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:32,475 And I got jobs for other athletes aboard 129 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,644 so that we would have a really nice team. 130 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,813 Oh, I... 131 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,314 Lie down, Harry. 132 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,314 No... 133 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,482 Relax. 134 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,482 But I -- 135 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,858 take it off. 136 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,858 No... 137 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,151 Take it off. 138 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,569 Oh, my goodness! 139 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,155 My goodness, would you look at the time? 140 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,950 D-Don't you athletes have a curfew? 141 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,827 [ Sighs ] 142 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,162 All right, Harry. 143 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:56,457 I get the message. 144 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,586 Enjoy your last peanut alone. 145 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,006 [ Sighs ] 146 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,806 Good night. 147 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:22,859 [ Ringing ] 148 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,653 Yeah, would you get me the radio office, please? 149 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:34,036 [ Soft oboe music plays ] 150 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,538 Oh, Adam... 151 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,040 This is perfect. 152 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,501 I feel so relaxed. 153 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,004 A glass of wine... 154 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:45,173 Soft lights... 155 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:48,926 And I hate this music! 156 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,391 [ Sousa's "stars and stripes forever" plays ] 157 00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:58,102 There...that's better. 158 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:00,688 John Philip sousa? 159 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,569 [ Telephone rings ] 160 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,404 Excuse me. 161 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:12,867 Hello? 162 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:15,369 Harry! It's Harry. 163 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,580 Oh... Yes, as a matter of fact, 164 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,166 you are interrupting something. 165 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:22,543 What is it? 166 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:26,756 I knew it. I just knew it! 167 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,424 Oh, yes. 168 00:08:28,507 --> 00:08:32,094 I accept your apology. 169 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,721 Good night. 170 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,975 [ Receiver clicks ] 171 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,769 What's up? 172 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,063 He finally apologized. 173 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:46,734 After all these years, he actually apologized. 174 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:49,111 He said my suspicions were correct. 175 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:49,987 About what? 176 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,113 About brita. 177 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,698 S-She's a pro. 178 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,243 She hired a-a bunch of athletes 179 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,744 to -- to be on the sun Princess crew. 180 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,079 That's where I'd seen her before -- 181 00:08:58,162 --> 00:08:59,664 on a television show. She's a champion. 182 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,833 No wonder we took such a beating! 183 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,294 Oh, I better tell the captain now. 184 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,171 Excuse me. 185 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,384 [ Music continues ] 186 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,429 Thanks, Harry. 187 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,139 Well, that tears it, sir. 188 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,308 There's only one thing to do now. 189 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,019 When we get to Juneau tomorrow, we notify captain nordquist 190 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,980 that we are withdrawing from the marathon. 191 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,356 No! 192 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:26,816 I won't give him that satisfaction. 193 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,151 But they're professionals. We don't have a chance. 194 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,029 In two days, we get to ketchikan and the final event. 195 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,824 There must be some way to outfox him. 196 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:38,119 And you can bet your life I'll find it. 197 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:58,973 Julie: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 198 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,683 Won't you join us on the starlite deck 199 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,227 for our early bird breakfast buffet? 200 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,481 Well, you're sure the early bird. 201 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,816 Oh, hi, Megan. 202 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,235 Yeah, it's my favorite time of day. 203 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,530 And I didn't want to miss any of the inland passageway. 204 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:16,657 It's beautiful, isn't it? 205 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,868 Is skip still sleeping? 206 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,746 No, skip's back in the room 207 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:24,040 having coffee with his bunnies. 208 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,375 Is there anything wrong? 209 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,338 No. No, I'm just being petty. 210 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,882 Somehow I resent skip working night and day, 211 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,925 although I'm sure it will probably benefit 212 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,385 a lot of people. 213 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,887 Yeah, he's okay. 214 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,097 It's very unselfish of him to help the rest of us 215 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,682 find the girl of our dreams. 216 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:46,270 Well, obviously, he's already found his. 217 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:49,523 You know, Dave... 218 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,193 I don't think there's a thing in the world wrong with you. 219 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,572 You just haven't found the right girl yet. 220 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,910 Well, when I do, you can bet she'll never be alone 221 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,787 on a lovely morning like this. 222 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,543 Eureka! Success! I was right. 223 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,253 The formula does work... 224 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,505 Except it was in the wrong form. 225 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:15,341 It has to be taken internally to get into the bloodstream. 226 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:18,844 Ladies and gentlemen, and world, I give you "macho mints"! 227 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,600 Dynamite! 228 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,561 I think our deciding to stay in the cabin 229 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,773 for the whole cruise was a super idea, don't you? 230 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,567 We've really gotten to know each other. 231 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,902 Right. 232 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,405 But, uh, maybe we could bend the rules 233 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,906 just a little... 234 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,991 Start wearing regular clothes... 235 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,953 Get out of our jammies -- uh, pajamas. 236 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,788 What's the point, Helen? 237 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,998 Oh, just to break the monoton-- 238 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,126 oh, something different. 239 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,627 What do you say? 240 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,296 Oh, you're rubbing your nose again. 241 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,006 I know! 242 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:59,802 We could pretend that we're meeting for the first time. 243 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,596 But it almost seems like that anyway, 244 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,640 doesn't it? 245 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,146 Man: Attention -- all members of the marathon team, 246 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,606 please report to the lido deck. 247 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,279 Pedal, pedal, pedal! 248 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:21,866 Get those juices going! Juices -- juices flowing! 249 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:26,287 Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump! 250 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,457 We have to win that marathon tomorrow! 251 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,542 Do you call that pedaling?! 252 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,587 You look like a bunch of old ladies! 253 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:38,174 Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump! 254 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,010 Keep those muscles moving! 255 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,970 [ Whistle blows ] 256 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:46,932 Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump! 257 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:50,186 [ Whistle blows ] 258 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,730 Pedal, pedal! Keep those juices flowing! 259 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,608 Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal! 260 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,657 Gopher: Good morning! 261 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,034 The pacific Princess welcomes you to Juneau, 262 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,161 Alaska's oldest town and now its capitol. 263 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,622 Land tours are available in the purser's lobby. 264 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,248 Be sure to see 265 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,334 a major attraction and a natural phenomenon, 266 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,377 the famous mendenhall glacier -- 267 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:19,381 part of a gigantic 4,000-square-mile ice field. 268 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:23,469 Or visit the famous gold mines, which, in their heyday, 269 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,513 produced millions of dollars in gold. 270 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,139 We sail for ketchikan at 5:00. 271 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,769 Captain nordquist: The sun Princess welcomes you to Juneau. 272 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:35,231 Passengers may go ashore or visit our worthy opponent, 273 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,066 the pacific Princess, at the next berth. 274 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,125 Harry! 275 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,629 What are you doing here -- checking up on me? 276 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,839 Now, why would I do that? 277 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,217 Because you're jealous, that's why. 278 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,426 Admit it. 279 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,553 Jealous?! Ha! 280 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,221 What's the matter -- 281 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,265 miss arctic circle giving you the chill? 282 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,433 For your information, I came here with miss arc-- 283 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,102 with brita. 284 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,771 She had to see that doctor of yours. 285 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,648 She's probably sick... Of you. 286 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,442 Listen, don't worry about me. I'm doing just great. 287 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,820 And so was I until last night when you called. 288 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,655 Okay, let's make a deal -- from now on, 289 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,782 you stay out of my vacation, and I'll stay out of yours. 290 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:29,159 Deal. Shake. 291 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:29,159 Deal. 292 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:42,464 [ Exhales deeply ] 293 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,466 Excuse me -- doc? 294 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,094 Hyah! Hyah! 295 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,263 All right, no rematch. No rematch. 296 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:50,306 Relax, doc. 297 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,641 I just want to speak to you for a little while. 298 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,976 Uh, it's too late, brita. 299 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,477 After all that exercise, 300 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,980 I'm donating what's left of my body to science. 301 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,607 Oh, ja. 302 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,985 Here, let me help you. 303 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,987 [ Bones crack ] 304 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,365 Just a little Swedish humor. 305 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,961 Ja. 306 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,511 I understand you've been seeing a lot of Mrs. Meechum. 307 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,305 Oh, not as much as I'd like. 308 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:32,848 Every pass I've made 309 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,225 has either been fumbled or intercepted. 310 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,103 I had a feeling it would be the same with you. 311 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,481 We are both involved with the meechums... 312 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:45,027 ...but it is a very uninvolved involvement. 313 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,571 That's very perceptive of you, brita. 314 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:51,158 Ja, I am not dumb -- 315 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,369 just blond and beautiful. 316 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,995 I couldn't agree more. 317 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,378 I have an idea, ja? 318 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:06,256 I'm beginning to get a few of my own. 319 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:10,052 Maybe we should put our heads together, huh? 320 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,221 At the very least. 321 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,516 Suddenly, life seems to be worth living again. 322 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,394 You can say that again. 323 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:22,147 Suddenly, life seems to be worth living again. 324 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,039 Gopher: Your attention, please. 325 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,750 The pacific Princess is now proceeding to ketchikan 326 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,711 by way of glacier bay. 327 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,230 Captain stubing: Hi, sweetheart. 328 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:16,201 This, uh, half day/half night is fascinating, isn't it? 329 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,623 What's bothering you? 330 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,333 Nothing. 331 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,128 Come on, Vicki. 332 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,797 I know you better than that. 333 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,049 What's the matter? 334 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:35,971 It's no fun anymore. 335 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,806 What isn't? 336 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,641 Everything -- 337 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,643 this whole cruise. 338 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,855 I wish this contest never happened. 339 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,107 Don't worry, Vicki. 340 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,693 We'll win tomorrow. 341 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,362 Daddy, you've changed. 342 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,324 All you talk about is winning. 343 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,785 In the last two days, 344 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:01,872 you've yelled at the crew, you've called people names... 345 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,459 You're acting like a sore loser. 346 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:09,046 Now, if I behaved that way, you'd send me to my room. 347 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:15,177 You're right. 348 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,679 I would. 349 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,225 I'm sorry, honey. 350 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,438 I'm really sorry. 351 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,115 I refuse to believe these mints don't work. 352 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,909 Skip, look, we've tried them with 100 guys. 353 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,287 I'm sorry, but your "macho mints" are El busto grande. 354 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,331 Well, it's not a total loss. 355 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,707 If nothing else, 356 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,376 you've come up with a great-tasting little candy here. 357 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,335 Megan, try one. 358 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,837 No, thanks. 359 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,588 Really, they're good. 360 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,588 Look, 361 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,382 I didn't go through all this trouble to open a candy store. 362 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,260 Somehow, there has to be something. 363 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,763 Megan, forgive me -- I-I don't know what it is, 364 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,390 but I can't resist you. 365 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:02,850 Dave! 366 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,351 Dave, what's the matter with you? 367 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,269 I need you. 368 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,562 Skip! 369 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:07,938 Holy cow, it's the mints! 370 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,439 You gonna do anything? 371 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,899 Darn right! 372 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,317 Hold still. I want to take your pulse. 373 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,445 You -- you jerk! 374 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,746 Oh! 375 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,039 Excuse me! 376 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,251 Ah! 377 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,460 Excuse me! 378 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,632 Which way did they go? 379 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,134 It works! 380 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,927 I will be rich and famous before I'm 30. 381 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,179 The only difference is, it works on women! 382 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:46,226 I thought the marathon race was tomorrow. 383 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,113 Adam, take it easy. 384 00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:00,616 The time for "easy" is over, and now's the time for action. 385 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,909 Oh! 386 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,619 Always wanted to do that. 387 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,495 Oh, Adam, please. 388 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,503 Well, what's wrong? I thought you wanted to live! 389 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,006 Oh, I-I do. It's just that i'm, uh -- 390 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,925 I'm a little out of practice at living. 391 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,760 Well, practice makes perfect. 392 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,303 [ Telephone rings ] 393 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,804 I can't believe it. 394 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,765 Oh, i-i-it's probably Harry. 395 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,601 Dorothy, he's got to be made to realize it's over. 396 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,478 You are free, available, ready to spread your wings. 397 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,771 Wait! Adam! 398 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:31,980 Hello, Harry? 399 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,107 Yeah, this is Adam bricker. 400 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,193 Yes, Dorothy is here. 401 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,695 Well, she has no interest in talking to you. 402 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,197 Now, look, Harry, 403 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,199 the lady has made it very clear she's liberated. 404 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,992 Her life is her own now, Harry, 405 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,619 and she's busy living it... 406 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,162 And very well, I might add. 407 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:49,331 So, Harry, why don't you stop calling 408 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,750 and let us get on with what we were doing? 409 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,461 Okay, bye-bye, Harry. 410 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,712 Now... 411 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,131 Where were we? 412 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,175 How dare you speak to my ex-husband that way? 413 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,677 But you told me you were through with him. 414 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,345 Harry meechum might have his faults, 415 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,305 but he is a loving and forgiving and dear man 416 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,349 who is obviously still very concerned about me. 417 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,517 Wait a minute, Dorothy. 418 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,102 You told me you were tired of -- 419 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,478 Adam, you better leave. 420 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,855 Well, if that's how you want it, sure. 421 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,565 Dorothy, you know, this is -- 422 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,487 damn. 423 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,072 What do I want? 424 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,877 Trig, can I talk to you? 425 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,546 Well, Julie, I was -- 426 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,423 well, I was just going to turn in. 427 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,717 You see, it's, uh -- it's almost curfew time, and... 428 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,719 You remember what the captain said. 429 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,637 There you are! 430 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,264 I want to talk to you two about the competition tomorrow. 431 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,392 Captain, if you were counting on me to run in the marathon, 432 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:53,103 I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint you. 433 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,396 My father and I -- 434 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:57,024 well, I -- I mean -- 435 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,275 trig, I understand. 436 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,110 This has been rough on you. 437 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:03,739 It was wrong of me to ask you to compete, and I apologize. 438 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,742 In fact, I intend to apologize to every member of our team 439 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:11,830 for allowing a childish rivalry to go so far. 440 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,292 I promise you, it will never happen again. 441 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,252 Are we backing out of the race, sir, 442 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,879 because of all their professional athletes? 443 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,547 Absolutely not. 444 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,466 The pacific Princess will never forfeit. 445 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,718 No, there will be a race tomorrow, 446 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:27,387 but none of you will have to participate. 447 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:30,515 Then who is going to race for the pacific Princess? 448 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,267 I am. 449 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,239 Captain stubing: Good morning, passengers! 450 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,325 Welcome to breathtaking glacier bay -- 451 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:51,536 truly a wonder of the beautiful northwest. 452 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,969 When captain cook sailed these waters, 453 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,972 he never saw this sight because it didn't exist then. 454 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,642 The entire bay you see here was formed completely 455 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,685 within the last two centuries. 456 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,354 This giant glacier melted 457 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,690 and retreated into a valley of the St. Elias mountains, 458 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:24,111 leaving in its place a newborn inlet now called glacier bay, 459 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:26,530 which reaches almost 80 miles inland. 460 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,990 The Indians called this "thunder bay" 461 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,535 because of the roar of falling ice towers, 462 00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:34,663 which continually shear off and crash into the sea. 463 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:37,457 We've sent a boat to collect a treat for you. 464 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:41,962 From the glacier, we bring you chunks of pure crystal ice. 465 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,175 These pieces of ice, each a century old, 466 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,510 will cool our dinner wine. 467 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,387 And strangely enough, 468 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,681 glacier ice lasts much longer than other kinds. 469 00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:56,101 It's well worth a snapshot to show your friends back home 470 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,770 the phenomenon of nature's automatic ice maker. 471 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,569 This glacier you see here is only 1 of 20 glaciers 472 00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:09,531 comprising a national park that is 1,000 square miles larger 473 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,742 than Rhode Island and Connecticut combined. 474 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,746 Glacier bay -- 475 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,832 isn't it wonderful? 476 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:21,209 You know, it defies every known rule of science, 477 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,669 but obviously, 478 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:25,172 it was the female sex scent my formula reinforced. 479 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,174 Dave couldn't resist you. 480 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:30,177 You know, I could use some of that in an ice bag. 481 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,387 I still have a headache from last night. 482 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,389 Skip, could you get me some aspirin? 483 00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:35,891 Sure, right away. 484 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,603 Are you okay? 485 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,229 Oh, yeah, yeah, she's fine -- 486 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,565 uh, just a headache from all that running around. 487 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:44,941 You really did chase her. 488 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:45,942 I'm sorry, Megan. 489 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,569 No, hey, forget about it. 490 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:50,071 Hey, um, why don't I buy a bottle of champagne, 491 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,574 and we'll celebrate the success of my experiment? 492 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:55,243 Skip, I think you better forget the champagne. 493 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,870 It wasn't your experiment, 494 00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:58,872 and it wasn't very successful. 495 00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,790 What do you mean, it wasn't my experiment? 496 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,167 It was mine. 497 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,002 I rigged it. 498 00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:06,254 I faked that phony play for Megan. 499 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,422 But why? 500 00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:09,549 I was hoping those useless "macho mints" 501 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,301 would serve some purpose after all... 502 00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:13,220 Like making you a little bit jealous 503 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,722 so you'd wake up to what a wonderful woman you have here. 504 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,142 You mean it was all phony? 505 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,895 Yes, it was a bummer idea all the way. 506 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,772 Well, it was worse than that. 507 00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,732 Sentimental idiot. 508 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,359 Why would you do such a thing? 509 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:28,944 Why would you make a mockery 510 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,904 out of everything Megan and I wanted? 511 00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:34,991 I thought what you wanted was to be together. 512 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:37,786 I guess my experiment failed, too. 513 00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:41,915 I'm sorry, Megan. 514 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,466 There's no point in getting upset. 515 00:25:51,549 --> 00:25:53,635 It's just a minor setback. 516 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,638 It might even be helpful. 517 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,848 Now I know what I'm looking for. 518 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,642 So do I. 519 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,818 As we say goodbye to glacier bay, 520 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:13,446 we set our course for our next stop -- ketchikan, Alaska. 521 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:38,596 Brita: Welcome to ketchikan. 522 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,350 Oh, while you are here, be sure to see the totem pole museum, 523 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,519 which features a carving of Abraham Lincoln 524 00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:46,688 made over a century ago. 525 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:49,691 Buses are waiting to take you on the city tour 526 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:55,363 and then on to the marathon race with the pacific Princess. 527 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,073 Gopher: Ladies and gentlemen, good morning, 528 00:26:57,157 --> 00:27:00,285 and welcome to ketchikan, Alaska. 529 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,787 There's good news. 530 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,415 The weatherman has promised us a bright, sunny day 531 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:08,209 for our big marathon race against the sun Princess. 532 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,920 Festivities begin at noon at the old town square, 533 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:13,757 so everyone come out and cheer us on to victory. 534 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:29,230 Dorothy! 535 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,940 Harry! Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 536 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,734 I wanted -- 537 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,734 glad, huh? 538 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,152 You couldn't resist, could you? 539 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:35,737 You had to stick your nose into my life one more time. 540 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,197 What are you talking about? 541 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,074 You know darn well what I'm talking about. 542 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,076 Last night, brita and I were on the threshold 543 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,744 of a meaningful relationship 544 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,537 when your nosy call ruined everything. 545 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:46,915 My call? I didn't call you last night! 546 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:46,915 Yes, yours! 547 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:49,125 Oh, no? Then tell me, who was it 548 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,419 that brita was screaming at over the phone? 549 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,587 She screamed at me? 550 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,587 Yes. 551 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:53,588 Last night? 552 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:53,588 Yes. 553 00:27:53,671 --> 00:27:55,590 On your phone? 554 00:27:53,671 --> 00:27:55,590 Yes. 555 00:27:55,673 --> 00:27:57,801 And what did you do? 556 00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:03,098 Well...15 years deserves some loyalty. 557 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:06,309 I defended your honor and threw her out of my cabin. 558 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,770 And I threw Adam out last night, too... 559 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:10,397 Right after you called. 560 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,315 Me? I didn't call you. 561 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:15,944 Yes, Harry, I know. 562 00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,949 Oh, I think we've been had. 563 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:24,160 And we were having so much fun, too. 564 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,287 [ Laughs ] 565 00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:31,292 Dorothy... 566 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,002 Hmm? 567 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:36,339 Would you like to go someplace and talk? 568 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,216 Unh-unh. 569 00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:41,761 I'd like to go someplace and not talk. 570 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:46,683 Your ship or mine? 571 00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:49,102 My cabin's closer. 572 00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:55,650 [ Sighs ] 573 00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:58,695 Everyone's gone ashore for the big race. 574 00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:00,488 Do you wish you had? 575 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,323 Of course not. 576 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,325 Now, Ellen, we agreed to stay in this cabin 577 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,786 to prove we get along great, and we'll stick to it. 578 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,538 Now, I've got my camera all set up. 579 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:10,540 Come on, sweetheart, let's take a picture together 580 00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:13,001 and send it to all our friends at home. 581 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,002 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 582 00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,670 Oh, darling, uh, 583 00:29:15,753 --> 00:29:19,007 do you happen to have another tie? 584 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,633 What's wrong with this tie? 585 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,011 Oh, nothing, nothing. 586 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:27,348 Uh, it just doesn't exactly go with that jacket. 587 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,851 I paid a lot of money for this jacket. 588 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,645 You don't think it's good enough for your snooty friends! 589 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,022 It's not that. 590 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,690 It's just wrong -- 591 00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:37,817 wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! 592 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,069 Just like your pajamas! 593 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,197 Well, maybe you'd like my clothes better 594 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,657 if you dusted them like you dust everything else around here! 595 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:47,702 Maybe you wouldn't be so colorblind if you ate your vegetables! 596 00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:49,704 You mean "veggies," don't you? 597 00:29:49,787 --> 00:29:51,414 I suppose you'd rather have your picture taken 598 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,791 with some guy in a pretty white uniform 599 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,543 like your friend on the crew! 600 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:56,711 Oh! 601 00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:57,795 Ah-ha! 602 00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:00,048 Oh! 603 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:03,384 Oh, you can just take a picture of yourself... 604 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,720 Rubbing your dumb nose! 605 00:30:05,803 --> 00:30:07,847 Take it easy on that door! 606 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,225 They'll have to kill another tree to replace it! 607 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:11,768 Aah! 608 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,064 Steve: Welcome to the grand finale 609 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:17,899 of our cruise competition -- 610 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:20,860 the fabulous marathon race! 611 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:23,613 And here come the sun Princess runners, 612 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:26,616 led by their captain, Gunnar nordquist! 613 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:29,077 They were the winners in Vancouver. 614 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,872 Another win today, and the trophy is theirs. 615 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:35,917 Brita: Hut! Hut, hut, hut! 616 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:40,588 My runners are ready. 617 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,965 Where's stubing? 618 00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,258 Oh. Oh, he'll be here. 619 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,134 He's, uh -- he's very dependable. 620 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,636 They, uh -- 621 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:49,138 they say he's one of the best cruise captains afloat. 622 00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:52,976 This is nice, isn't it? 623 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:55,311 I thought it would be cold up here. 624 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,648 It is cold up here. 625 00:30:58,731 --> 00:31:00,233 He won't face me. 626 00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:02,735 He's afraid of the shellacking I gave him in Vancouver. 627 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:03,945 He won't show up. 628 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:05,280 Don't say that. 629 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,490 I've got over 300 pompoms to sell. 630 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:12,287 There's some of his people now. 631 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:17,500 But they're not dressed for the race. 632 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:24,299 Huh -- just like I said, there won't be any. 633 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,801 No race? 634 00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:28,469 Attention, everybody, 635 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:31,139 I have a special announcement to make. 636 00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:34,017 Pompoms are now half-price! 637 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,060 [ Cheers and applause ] 638 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:41,816 Well...where's your team? 639 00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:43,484 Who's running? 640 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,028 Well, uh, you see, we, uh -- 641 00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:46,654 well, well, well, well, well?! 642 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,197 [ Horn honks ] 643 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:49,866 Uh, he'll explain. 644 00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:53,286 [ Honking continues ] 645 00:31:53,369 --> 00:31:55,663 What's going on? Where are your runners? 646 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,040 I want to talk about that. 647 00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:58,416 I had an idea. 648 00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,460 This is no time for ideas, stubing! 649 00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:02,378 The klondike carnival should really reflect 650 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,005 the special character of Alaskan life -- 651 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,173 its charm, its heritage. 652 00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:07,300 I don't like anything about this. 653 00:32:07,383 --> 00:32:09,302 So, I propose that we turn the road race 654 00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:11,095 into a real Alaskan event -- 655 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,639 a dog-sled race! 656 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:15,516 [ Crowd cheers, marching-band music plays ] 657 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,352 [ Dogs bark ] 658 00:32:20,938 --> 00:32:23,858 Those aren't real sleds. They've got wheels. 659 00:32:23,941 --> 00:32:25,652 They use wheels in the summertime, 660 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:26,694 but it's the same thing. 661 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,196 Yeah. 662 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:30,740 All right, the committee accepts your change. 663 00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:32,533 We'll call it, uh... 664 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:35,161 "The ketchikan catch-me-if-you-can." 665 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,332 Well, it was just a thought. 666 00:32:44,587 --> 00:32:46,673 I-I do have my choice of driver. 667 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,341 Olaf! 668 00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:52,220 He, uh, worked sleds in Norway. 669 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:54,722 And who's your driver going to be? 670 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,224 Trig, I suppose? 671 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:57,558 No. 672 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,060 I'm driving. 673 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,521 The way I see it, a captain shouldn't ask a crewman 674 00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:04,357 to do anything he isn't prepared to try himself. 675 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:08,027 Brita! 676 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:11,072 Never let it be said that I took unfair advantage. 677 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:14,409 I will race you, stubing. 678 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:19,622 It'll be my personal pleasure to beat you personally. 679 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,792 [ Clears throat ] 680 00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:24,961 Yay, captain stubing! 681 00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:24,961 Hear, hear! 682 00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:27,338 [ Cheers and applause ] 683 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:37,140 National enquirer is gonna eat this up! 684 00:33:39,058 --> 00:33:43,938 Ladies and gentlemen! 685 00:33:44,021 --> 00:33:48,609 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please! 686 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:52,196 We are about to start the big event! 687 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,657 There's a slight change. 688 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,409 It is now called 689 00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:58,703 "the clash of the captains 690 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:02,457 in their Yukon husky dog sleds!" 691 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,667 [ Cheers and applause ] 692 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:09,464 Ladies and gentlemen, 693 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:12,425 can I have your attention, please?! 694 00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:16,429 Be sure you have your pompoms! 695 00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:19,974 [ Crowd moans ] 696 00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:22,643 Are you ready?! 697 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:24,479 Are you -- 698 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:25,688 yes, yes! 699 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:31,527 [ Dogs bark ] 700 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,154 Go!! 701 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,490 [ Cheers and applause ] 702 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:02,391 Hee! Haw! 703 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:03,851 Come on, dog! 704 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,228 Haw! Haw! 705 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,230 Haw! Haw! 706 00:35:07,313 --> 00:35:10,483 [ Dogs barking ] 707 00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:15,321 Haw! Gee! Gee! Haw! 708 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,366 Haw! Haw! 709 00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:23,538 Haw! 710 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:25,998 Hie, hie, hie! 711 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:31,003 Hie! Hie! 712 00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:34,382 Hah! Hah! Hah! 713 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,887 The sleds have just passed the half-mile Mark! 714 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,014 They're still neck and neck! 715 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:43,474 [ Cheers and applause ] 716 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:48,062 Haw! Haw! Haw! 717 00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:50,731 Come on! Come on! 718 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,733 Haw! 719 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,443 Haw! Haw! Haw! 720 00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:02,076 Haw! Haw! Haw! 721 00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:03,953 Gee! Haw! Gee! Haw! 722 00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:08,416 [ Laughs ] 723 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:11,085 Great idea of yours, stubing! 724 00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,837 Ha ha! 725 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,839 Haw! 726 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,257 Haw! Haw! 727 00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:31,147 Eat my dust, stubing! Ha ha ha ha ha! 728 00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:34,942 [ Coughs ] 729 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,111 [ Laughs ] 730 00:36:37,194 --> 00:36:38,905 At the one-mile Mark, 731 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:42,241 captain nordquist has taken the lead! 732 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:45,453 [ Cheers and applause ] 733 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:59,300 See you back at port, stubing! 734 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:01,928 Wahoo! 735 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:08,142 All right, keep the finish line clear, folks. 736 00:37:08,225 --> 00:37:11,103 And remember, it's not a race without a pompom! 737 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,397 [ Crowd moans ] 738 00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:18,861 Gee! Gee! Gee! 739 00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:29,580 Way to go! Let's go! 740 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,505 [ Laughs ] 741 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:40,675 Ah -- oh! Ah! Oh! Ugh! 742 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:50,685 [ Dogs whine ] 743 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:53,729 I'll give you a hand. 744 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:56,357 On three -- one, two... 745 00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,027 Ugh! 746 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,238 Well, that does it. 747 00:38:02,321 --> 00:38:04,699 Go ahead, you win. 748 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:08,202 First, my son betrays me, and now this. 749 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,080 Trig hasn't betrayed you. 750 00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:14,667 He's been trying to talk to you since you left Los Angeles. 751 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,335 You won't give him a chance. 752 00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:17,670 Talk to me about what? 753 00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:20,006 He'll never command a ship, nordquist. 754 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:21,048 It just isn't in him. 755 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:24,552 Nonsense. I raised him to be a ship's captain. 756 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:27,138 Maybe you should come on my ship and look at his navigation charts. 757 00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:32,059 Well, your sled's all right. 758 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,602 Uh... 759 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:37,398 If trig can't be a ship's master, 760 00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:41,402 what do you -- what do you suggest he do for a living? 761 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:42,945 Anything he wants to. 762 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,114 He'd make a great cruise director. 763 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:47,408 Cruise director? 764 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:50,453 I will not have my son playing bingo... 765 00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:53,205 Or teaching fat ladies to mambo -- 766 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:54,749 never. 767 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:56,584 Go ahead. 768 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,420 After you. 769 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:02,214 We'll pick up right where we left off. 770 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:04,133 Oh, no, no, no, no. 771 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:06,594 You stopped. Go ahead. 772 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:08,512 Haaaaah! 773 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:14,060 Hie! Hie! 774 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:21,650 [ Cheers and applause ] 775 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,740 Come on, captain! 776 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,740 Go! Go! Go! 777 00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:30,242 Let's go! 778 00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:30,242 You can do it, captain! 779 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,827 Hie! Hie! 780 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:36,457 Hang on to your hats, everyone! 781 00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:39,335 I think we're going to have a very close finish! 782 00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:41,087 Hah! 783 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:45,174 Hie! 784 00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:48,928 It's captain nordquist and captain stubing! 785 00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,971 It's nordquist and stubing! 786 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:53,474 It looks like nordquist is the winner! 787 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:59,021 Yes! nordquist wins it! 788 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:00,272 [ Cheers and applause ] 789 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:14,328 The winner -- 790 00:40:14,411 --> 00:40:19,166 captain Gunnar nordquist of the sun Princess! 791 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,669 [ Cheers and applause ] 792 00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:23,671 Congratulations, captain! 793 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:27,007 Have you got anything to say on this happy occasion? 794 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,009 No. 795 00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:58,914 Uh, uh, come in. 796 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,333 So this is where you've been hiding. 797 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,878 Oh, I haven't been hiding -- 798 00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:05,880 not really. 799 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,549 Well, I've been looking everywhere for you. 800 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:11,051 I figured I'd messed up your cruise enough. 801 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:14,221 Well, in that case, uh... 802 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,849 Why don't we do something about fixing it up again? 803 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:18,559 What about skip? 804 00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:20,519 Skip has another date... 805 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,271 With his rabbits. 806 00:41:22,354 --> 00:41:23,898 We broke up last night. 807 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:25,357 You did? 808 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:27,067 Sorry to hear that. 809 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,736 The hell you are. 810 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:41,582 Gopher: The pacific Princess offers a hearty "welcome aboard" 811 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:43,876 to the passengers and crew of the sun Princess. 812 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:46,045 The gala awards ceremony is now about to begin 813 00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:47,713 in the acapulco lounge. 814 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:52,801 This will attract women to men like bees to honey. 815 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:55,930 Now, if you'd like to volunteer for this very interesting experiment, 816 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:58,057 just fill out this form, hmm? 817 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:02,228 Hey, you two... 818 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:03,771 Best of luck. 819 00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:06,273 No hard feelings, really. 820 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:07,816 Thanks, skip. 821 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,902 I could never be the husband you deserve. 822 00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:11,946 I guess I'll always be married to my research. 823 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:13,239 Well, good luck with it. 824 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:14,615 Thanks. 825 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,117 Oh! If you'd ever like to improve -- 826 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:18,410 what am I saying? 827 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:21,956 I need more help than you do. 828 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,874 [ Soft lounge music plays ] 829 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:31,966 [ Music stops ] 830 00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:34,635 Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll all take your seats, 831 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:37,304 it's time for the moment we've all been waiting for. 832 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,139 Now, if you'll put your hands together 833 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:40,808 and give me a nice round of applause 834 00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,476 for the captain and crew 835 00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:45,145 of the sun Princess and the pacific Princess. 836 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,188 How about it? 837 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:48,482 Big hand! 838 00:42:48,565 --> 00:42:50,359 [ March plays ] 839 00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:11,922 [ Music stops ] 840 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:18,554 Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the cruise ship association, 841 00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:23,350 it gives me great pleasure to present this handsome trophy 842 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,352 to the men and women of the sun Princess! 843 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,021 How about it? 844 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,897 [ Fanfare plays ] 845 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:38,365 And to its Valiant captain, captain Gunnar nordquist, 846 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,285 for winning the klondike carnival challenge match! 847 00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:43,537 How about it? 848 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,998 [ Fanfare plays ] 849 00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:53,005 Thank you. 850 00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:56,717 I'd be pleased to accept this award 851 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,053 if I believed I deserved it. 852 00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:02,222 But since the pacific Princess team 853 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:05,351 won one event the first day 854 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:08,896 and should have won the sled race today... 855 00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:12,900 The trophy rightfully belongs to captain merrill stubing. 856 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:16,945 And I'd be proud to offer this trophy, 857 00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:19,782 prouder still to shake his hand. 858 00:44:19,865 --> 00:44:22,576 Careful, sir, it might be a trick. 859 00:44:22,659 --> 00:44:24,703 I don't think so. 860 00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:38,217 It's an honor 861 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:41,095 to shake the hand of my oldest adversary... 862 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,097 And my newest friend. 863 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:46,433 But I can't accept this award 864 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,435 for a competition I didn't win. 865 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,104 [ Crowd mumbles ] 866 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:53,440 Oh, come on, fellas, somebody has to take it. 867 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:54,942 Well, I don't want it. 868 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:56,985 No, I don't want it, either. 869 00:44:58,695 --> 00:45:00,572 Then here, you take it. 870 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:02,950 We've already won our awards. 871 00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:05,577 Besides, who needs another tin ice bucket? 872 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:07,621 I completely agree with you... 873 00:45:07,704 --> 00:45:09,164 For once. 874 00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:40,487 Well, I'll send for my luggage 875 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:43,031 when I get another cabin. 876 00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:45,826 Maybe you'll find a girl at the party 877 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:47,995 who's more your style -- 878 00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:50,372 someone in an orange-and-purple dress, 879 00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:53,125 drinking out of a snoopy mug. 880 00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:56,044 Maybe you'll find your prince charming -- 881 00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:57,713 some nut dusting all the ashtrays 882 00:45:57,796 --> 00:45:59,339 and running away from butterflies. 883 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,347 Where is everybody? Where's the party? 884 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:08,932 I thought you wanted to -- 885 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:10,184 where is it?! 886 00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:12,144 Acapulco lounge -- two decks up! 887 00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:16,106 Oww! 888 00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:19,526 So it didn't work out. 889 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,361 It sure didn't. 890 00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:24,698 And yet, in a way, it did. 891 00:46:24,781 --> 00:46:27,534 We did get to know a lot more about each other, didn't we? 892 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:29,077 Mm-hmm. 893 00:46:29,161 --> 00:46:31,205 We already knew the super things 894 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:34,208 we really liked about each other. 895 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:37,211 And now we know the things we don't like so much. 896 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:39,379 Crazy thought, Ellen -- 897 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:42,049 could it be just possible that now that we do know 898 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:44,384 the ornery side of our dispositions, 899 00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:47,054 our chances of making it are even better? 900 00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:49,139 Oh, I don't know, Jesse. 901 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:52,100 See, I really care about you. 902 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:54,269 But I need a relationship 903 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:57,272 with a whole lot of forever in it. 904 00:46:57,356 --> 00:46:59,691 And I don't know if we can change enough 905 00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,109 for that to happen. 906 00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:04,029 Well, we wouldn't necessarily have to change a lot... 907 00:47:04,112 --> 00:47:06,365 Just understand a lot. 908 00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:08,242 Whatever you decide, Ellen, 909 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:10,702 one thing will never change -- 910 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,371 I'll always think of you 911 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:14,748 as the best thing that ever happened... 912 00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,875 To Jesse dobson. 913 00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:37,896 Oh! Heh heh heh. 914 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,273 You know what? 915 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:40,816 With a little time, 916 00:47:40,899 --> 00:47:43,318 I'll bet I could get to like "snoopy." 917 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:44,945 Uh-huh. Come on. 918 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,196 Good night. 919 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,643 Captain stubing, I have that report that you -- 920 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:18,770 dad, what are you doing here? 921 00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:21,148 I had a little talk with your captain. 922 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:22,524 I had him send for you. 923 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:24,359 I see. 924 00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:27,821 I was just looking at your charts. 925 00:48:27,904 --> 00:48:30,824 You're a terrible navigator. 926 00:48:30,907 --> 00:48:34,119 Well, I figured if I just kept plugging away that it -- 927 00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:35,329 no... 928 00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:37,497 Don't bother. It's hopeless. 929 00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:39,041 Thanks, dad. 930 00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:41,376 I knew I could count on you for your support. 931 00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:44,004 You should do something you're good at. 932 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:45,172 Like what? 933 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,341 Like being a cruise director. 934 00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:49,343 Stubing said that you'd be a very good one. 935 00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:51,136 And that's what you'd like to be. 936 00:48:51,219 --> 00:48:55,057 I wish you'd have told me. 937 00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:58,018 Dad, I was afraid to. 938 00:48:58,101 --> 00:49:00,354 Ah, well... 939 00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:03,315 Yes, well, you see, that's what I am good at -- 940 00:49:03,398 --> 00:49:05,484 you're good at making people happy, 941 00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:07,653 and I'm good at making them scared. 942 00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:11,031 Hmm -- my crew, your mother... 943 00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:13,241 Now my son. 944 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:18,413 What would you say if I told you 945 00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:20,540 that I'm more scared than you are? 946 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:22,584 Scared of what? 947 00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:26,755 Of losing you. 948 00:49:29,424 --> 00:49:32,719 Dad, does that mean you want me to sail with you? 949 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,930 Yeah... 950 00:49:35,013 --> 00:49:39,059 But -- but not as a navigator. 951 00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:42,229 I still have my passengers' safety to think about. 952 00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:46,525 Dad, you actually made a joke. 953 00:49:46,608 --> 00:49:49,027 I mean, I never heard you do that before. 954 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,738 Yeah, well, every 25 years or so, 955 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,699 I do get a good one off. 956 00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:21,601 Well, I'm glad to see somebody's enjoying the cruise. 957 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:23,270 Oh, are we ever. 958 00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:25,689 In fact, it ended up so good that on our next cruise, 959 00:50:25,772 --> 00:50:28,024 we're both going to sail on the same ship. 960 00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:29,234 Really? 961 00:50:29,317 --> 00:50:30,944 In that case, 962 00:50:31,027 --> 00:50:33,530 on behalf of the international alliance of cruise ships... 963 00:50:33,613 --> 00:50:35,323 Here. 964 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:37,451 W-W-Why'd you give this to us? 965 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:40,328 It's a loving cup for a loving couple. 966 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:43,165 Besides, nobody else would take it. 967 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:51,548 [ Clears throat ] 968 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:56,344 Adam, brita... 969 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,139 Harry and I are so grateful to you. 970 00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:00,932 And we wanted to thank you. 971 00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:03,143 And we want to thank you. 972 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:04,311 For what? 973 00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:06,313 For kicking us out of your lives. 974 00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,607 And letting us into each other's. 975 00:51:08,690 --> 00:51:09,608 Aw. 976 00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:11,109 Isn't that romantic? 977 00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:12,694 You two deserve the loving cup. 978 00:51:12,778 --> 00:51:14,613 Mm-hmm. 979 00:51:14,696 --> 00:51:17,491 But whatever you do, don't let her give you a massage. 980 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,578 [ Sighs ] 981 00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:23,163 Well, what are we going to do with this? 982 00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:25,457 Fill it full of mud. 983 00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:26,666 Mud? 984 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,877 Just a little Swedish humor. 985 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,003 [ Bones crack ] 986 00:51:30,086 --> 00:51:31,254 Ugh! 987 00:51:40,972 --> 00:51:43,391 Gopher: All visitors ashore, please. 988 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:44,726 The sun Princess and the pacific Princess 989 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:47,020 will sail for Los Angeles in 30 minutes. 990 00:51:47,103 --> 00:51:49,189 Well, merrill, it's time to leave. 991 00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:50,816 Although I must admit, 992 00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:52,692 I'm afraid to go back to the sun Princess. 993 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,152 Why? 994 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:56,488 Well, my new assistant cruise director here 995 00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:58,365 insists he's going to teach me to dance. 996 00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:00,033 Why does that frighten you? 997 00:52:00,116 --> 00:52:02,661 Well, if I dance the way he navigates, 998 00:52:02,744 --> 00:52:05,705 I'll be a worse menace to my ship than icebergs. 999 00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:09,543 [ Laughs ] 1000 00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:11,503 Gunnar, that's a joke. 1001 00:52:11,586 --> 00:52:13,547 Well, yes. 1002 00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:15,423 Well, that's two in two days, dad. 1003 00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:16,758 At that rate, 1004 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:18,385 you won't have to get off another one 1005 00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:21,179 until the year 2000. 1006 00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:24,057 Aha! I saw that wink! 1007 00:52:24,140 --> 00:52:25,433 Goodbye! 1008 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:26,643 So long!